About
I find it pretty difficult to write about myself, so I’ve enlisted the help of Uncle Google. I think Unique Conversation Starters: 50 Questions You Haven’t Already Asked Your Date should do the trick. Except 50 questions is kind of a lot so I picked 10 at random. I even used a randomiser tool, which should give me some sweet nerd cred.
If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
There aren’t 50 states in Australia. I’d like to be named Sydney or Adelaide, because all the other ones are shit girl’s names.
If you could have a super power, what would it be?
The power of super fast metabolism, so I can eat all day and still fit in my skinny jeans. On that note, how are female food bloggers so skinny? I have the Azn gene on my side and it does nothing. Might have something to do with all that cake
Have you taken a picture in one of those little booths?
I took a picture in a photo sticker booth once. That was back when I was an anime nerd and it seemed like a Japanese thing to do.
What’s your least favourite word?
“Their”, because people keep misspelling it and “accommodation”, because I keep misspelling it.
What’s the best costume you’ve ever worn?
Discontented 90s grunge brat. It was so good I wore it from 1998 to 2002.
What’s the sickest you’ve ever been?
When I read Unique Conversation Starters: 50 Questions You Haven’t Already Asked Your Date.
If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Madagascar to see the lemurs.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
What the fuck that’s fucking nasty
What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken?
My computer security class in uni, because I had a crush on my lecturer. It was also where I met my bff.
Have you ever been stung by a bee?
You’d have to be a really boring date to have to refer to this list for conversation ideas.
Other bits and pieces: I’m originally from East Malaysia. I now live in Sydney’s Inner West with a partner who tolerates my neuroses and a very talkative cat. I like food, robots, cocktails and puns. You can contact me at ~hesbianlam~@~gmail.com without the tildes.